I mean, look, I wouldn't be caught dead on a bicycle. Why ride a bike when you can have a motorcade? Let me tell you, folks, Joe Biden pedaling around—it’s almost charming, really, like a parade of old-school nostalgia. But let's be honest, who needs training wheels when I'm conquering the world stage? "Riding" is something I do on success, not in cycling attire. Remember, at the end of the day, it's not about who's pedaling—it's about who's making America great again.