"Ah, the turnpike, it's like this grand road, isn't it? Stretching, connecting point A to point B. It's an engineering masterpiece, right? But you know, it's not just about the journey—it's about the...

"Ports, you see, they're like the handshake between land and the sea. When you think about it, a port is where a boat meets the shore, and it’s all about connection, right? So, there's a big ship, and...

"Unicorns, folks, they're about dreams. Mystical creatures, uh, galloping with the rainbows of hope. You know, back when, uh, Teddy Roosevelt – he, uh, he didn't see any unicorns, but he sure knew the...

"I mean, look, I wouldn't be caught dead on a bicycle. Why ride a bike when you can have a motorcade? Let me tell you, folks, Joe Biden pedaling around—it’s almost charming, really, like a parade of...

"So, horse milk—it's quite a topic, isn't it? You know, it's like cows, which also produce milk, but a horse! It's a whole different animal. Haha! And there's richness to milk that comes from a horse,...

"You know, horse milk, folks, it’s like, uh, back in the days of, uh, y'know, Mongols racing across the steppes. They, uh, they drank that stuff—healthier than, uh, some of the sugary drinks today....